You already don't trust Mainstream Media (MSM), right?—you know, those clever wizards who've brought voters such incisive questions in recent political debates as:

• "Who among you believes in evolution, raise your hand?"
• "Have you ever seen a U.F.O.?"
• "Diamonds or pearls?"

If those queries helped you choose a President, you are hopelessly lost and stumbled onto the wrong website. Here are some nice links to help you navigate back to your version of reality:

• Fox News
• ABC News
• CBS News
• NBC News
• CNN News
• New York Times
• Washington Post

But, if you seek a truthier reality, stay tuned. And ironically, the most trustworthy news often looks like comedy. So, beyond Britney, Paris, Lindsay, and Brangelina, you have a real choice:

1. Watch real news—like the Daily Show—that pretends to be fake;
      or,
2. Watch faux news—like everything on Fox and most of the MSM—that pretends to be real.

1. Bill Moyers Journal (PBS)
2. C-SPAN, C-SPAN2, C-SPAN3
3. The Colbert Report (Comedy Central)
4. Countdown with Keith Olbermann (MSNBC)
5. The Daily Show (Comedy Channel)
6. Live with Dan Abrams (MSNBC)

1. Christian Science Monitor
2. Funny Times
3. Progressive Populist
4. The Village Voice

1. Mother Jones
2. The Nation
3. The Progressive
4. Utne Reader

1. Wayne Barrett, The Village Voice
2. Dana Bash, CNN
3. Richard Engel, NBC
4. David Gregory, NBC
5. Seymour Hersh, The New Yorker
6. David Shuster, MSNBC
7. Michael Ware, CNN

1. Joe Conason, The New York Observer
2. Jim Hightower, Hightower Lowdown
3. Arianna Huffington, The Huffington Post

1. Guardian Unlimited
2. Irregular News
3. The Onion
4. Politico.com (get both sides here)

1. Columbia Journalism Review
2. FactCheck.org
3. Fairness & Accuracy in Reporting (FAIR)
4. Media Matters for America