EdgyBear's den lies in a dark cave on the far side of the foggy, jagged mountain of conventional thinking and ordinary ideas. Sometimes, EdgyBear ventures off a bit too far and stumbles into the mist,
beyond the edge. Within this region, bizarre adventures begin. If you are edgy, too, and seek a jolt beyond simple insights and daily enlightenment, here are hidden portals you can enter to go
Beyond the Edge:
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Abracadamos Predicts - Gain amazing glimpses into the future, visioned in poetic and obtuse words by Lord Abracadamos the Magnificent, renowned and mysterious foreseer of truth, wisdom, and absurdity. Abracadamos foretells future events like there's no tomorrow.
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Back Roads & Side Tracks - A special place awaits you—just over the next hill, around the bend, down the road apiece. It feels like home, like you've always been there. Come along now: Peek inside the hedge. Take a look around. Let's explore nice places, lost but now remembered.
- Bears in the Wild - Here you'll find true stories of real people seeing live bears in the woods. The people are named. The bears are kept anonymous—because bears know who they are. They don't need anthropomorphic names like "Smoky" and "Poppa" put on them by silly humans.
- Diary of Winston Smith - If you are normal and sane, you should avoid the Diary of Winston Smith. His mind is so beyond the edge, he scares us. We've never met him and never want to. He sends us his diary entries, which we post for anyone strange enough to read them. You were warned!
- Prole Museum of Dubious Facts - Most things you believe are lies. People still insist Saddam Hussein flew a nuked-up plane full of WMD's into the Pentagon on 9/11 because (like all secular Muslims) he hates us for our freedoms. Visit the Prole Museum and learn uncomfortable truth.
- Samurai Wisdom - Do you seek insights about life, death, and being a warrior? In the Eastern realm, ancient truth is passed for thousands of years. We are honored to share the wisdom of Master Kuma-San. It's so simple. When you find yourself, you'll realize: you're right here.
